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I ONLY BITE UGLY PEOPLE - Dog Hoodie
$45.00
Your dog’s got standards — and apparently, taste. This hoodie says what everyone’s secretly thinking, with the perfect mix of sass and humor. It’s bold, it’s petty (in the best way), and it’ll definitely turn heads — and maybe bruise a few egos.
Made for dog lovers who don’t mind stirring the pot just a little, this hoodie keeps you cozy while serving pure attitude.
Funny. Sassy. Unbothered.
Because your dog doesn’t bite everyone — just the ones who deserve it.
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Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
| XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Girth (Circumference), in | 17.30 | 18.50 | 20.50 | 22.50 | 26.50 | 28.44 | 29.92 |
| Crown of Hood to Hem (length) , in | 14.25 | 15.75 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 24.50 | 26.59 | 28.69 |
| Collar to Hem (length) , in | 9.75 | 10.75 | 11.75 | 12.50 | 16.75 | 18.20 | 19.64 |
| Leg Opening, in | 7.00 | 8.20 | 9.30 | 10.00 | 12.50 | 12.99 | 12.99 |
| Neck Opening (circumference), in | 12.00 | 12.00 | 13.40 | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.54 | 19.49 |
| Hood Opening (circumference), in | 13.00 | 13.60 | 15.00 | 17.00 | 19.00 | 20.96 | 22.54 |
| Pet Weight, lb | 3.97 - 8.82 | 7.94 - 14.11 | 11.90 - 19.84 | 18.08 - 29.98 | 28.00 - 41.89 | 55.12 | 66.14 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |