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My Dog Only Bites Ugly People - Hoodie
$69.99
Your dog’s got standards — and apparently, taste. This hoodie says what everyone’s secretly thinking, with the perfect mix of sass and humor. It’s bold, it’s petty (in the best way), and it’ll definitely turn heads — and maybe bruise a few egos.
Made for dog lovers who don’t mind stirring the pot just a little, this hoodie keeps you cozy while serving pure attitude.
Funny. Sassy. Unbothered.
Because your dog doesn’t bite everyone — just the ones who deserve it.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Necktape for added comfort and stability
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm
- Soft fabric: 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customizable fit
- Durable construction with double-needle topstitch on all seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean